50 things girls wish guys knew…. it’s more towards western culture but quite true in general.
1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her…we make no assumptions.
2)It never hurts to work out…take your own advice.
3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
4)Not all girls masturbate…we just don’t and no we are not lying.
5)We hate porn.
6)Hmmmm…guys in Jeeps…yummmm…
7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
8)We think about you all the time.
9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
11)Hold our hand.
12)No backseat drivers…NONE.
13)Girls generally don’t like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
14)We are not your all-night restaurant.
15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed…especially if it’s a stick.
17)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
19)If you think for any reason that we don’t like you then we probably don’t.
20)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as “quality time”.
21)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we’re high maintanance.
22)Never comment on how much a girl eats…ever.
23)Keep in mind that we withold sex when we’re mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing…
24)You just can’t force us to like sports…especially those associated with the WWF.
25)We’re typically smarter than you…so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
26)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one…right now.
27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
28)We’re sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot…get over it!!!
29)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
30)Just because we’re in a serious relationship doesn’t mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
31)If you’re developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
32)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn’t want us to know about is considered cheating.
33)If we can admit that we’re wrong, you’d better be able to do the same.
34)The excuse “I can’t dance” is unacceptable…we’ll appreciate the simple fact that you’re trying.
35)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys…and lots of them.
36)Think before you speak…it’ll make a world of difference.
37)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it…we’re creatures of mystery.
38)Make fun of our clothes…prepare to die.
39)We don’t always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn’t hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
40)Tell us we’re beautiful.
41)The “little things” in a relationship are really the biggest.
42)Foreplay isn’t something we should have to ask for…it’s a prerequisite.
43)Don’t screw us over…especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends…they will hunt you down and kill you.
44)If you’re gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don’t see you do it.
45)Just because we’re still just “hanging out” doesn’t make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc.
46)No girl just wants to be your “friend with benefits”.
47)We’re sensitive too…be gentle (and we’re not talking about our hearts here guys).
48)One word when it comes to smoking…quit.
49)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
50)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh…we will be…that is unless we hurt ourselves…
It’s the guys turn now
Things Guys Wish Girls Knew
) If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up, put it down.
3) Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
4) Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
5) If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
6) Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
7) Don’t ask him what he’s thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.
Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
9) Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10) Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11) Shopping is not sport.
12) Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13) You have enough clothes.
14) You have too many shoes.
15) Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
16) Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad’s way past idiot.
17) Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
18) No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
19) Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
20) Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes – what makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23) Your Mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.
24) Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25) Check your oil.
26) Don’t give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27) Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
28) It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
29) Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30) If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31) If something we said can be interpreted makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32) Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33) Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
34) You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-but not both.
35) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36) Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
37) Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38) Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39) Telling us that the models in the men’s magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it’s certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40) The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
Got this from somewhere and decided to share it coz it’s quite interesting.